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So i have this giant pencil right


I think we all know where this is going.


the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

How do you sharpen it is the real question here…

Artist: kadebostany


YOU GUYS! I found this "Crazy in Love" version which is similar to what we’ll be listening in Fifty Shades of Grey Movie and it’s awesome.

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So over all this drama over fifty shades of grey. Holy hell especially from those who have never read the books! Fuck. Educate yourself before you form your opinion.

There’s some things in the book that I definitely do not agree with but there’s more to it than Christian beating Ana for sexual pleasure. And if you read the fucking book you would know. That barely even happens because she doesn’t want it. Just so all of you know.

And regardless. That is some peoples fantasy. Some people like to have someone control them. Some people like to be controlled. If that’s not you, who fucking cares. Don’t read the books and don’t post shit about it. If it’s not for you, move the fuck on.

Okay I’m done.


do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too